You may have noticed that I haven't been writing. There's a simple reason for that, which is that in true holiday spirit I haven't been working either. I took a week off for sanity, and then holiday season started in earnest so I just haven't had time to do anything. Lazy, lazy Amy.
In progress-related news though I now have one bathroom that actually has a mirror, sink, toilet and shower ALL IN THE SAME ROOM. I can't begin to describe the new level of luxury living that this has brought with it. All that's missing now is a door.
This house has a character of it's own, and I would honestly love to meet the last people who lived here because they were either really funny, really crazy, incredibly negligent or some combination of the three. I suspect it's crazy with a hefty dose of negligence, but I'd like to think they were funny on purpose sometimes too...
Along that vein, I'm going to post a list of found objects. The little pieces of the former owner's lives that they left behind. Mostly in highly mysterious places.
The Found-Object List of '08
- Decorative Marbles (2) - Found under carpet in master bedroom - wouldn't they have noticed the lumps?
- Child's teacup (1) - Found while digging out an herb garden. Within the earth of the backyard.
- Barbie's Pink Fetish Sandal (1) - Pink, strappy, fetish-height sandal for barbie. Can't tell if it's the left or right sandal because barbie has scary same-on-both-sides-feet. Also within the earth of the backyard.
- Toilet roll holder (1) - In the U-bend of the downstairs toilet. IN. THE. U-BEND. Seriously this would have taken some effort.
- Marbles (3) - also within the earth of the back garden. But for the lack of sand, I would think sandbox play-area.
- Scary toy shoes (2 - matched pair) - Marg - these look like they could have been your baby shoes. Also, in the garden. Can hardly get the plants in for all the flotsam and jetsam floating around in there.
- St. Arnold's Ale Mug (1) - In the tank of the upstairs toilet. Why? Who knows. Sick joke? Misguided attempt to use less water? Just couldn't think of a better place to keep it?
- Back-Scratcher (1) - on the roof. Where else would you put it?
I'm hoping '09 unearths (possibly literally) a similar collection of ecclectic oddness. Maybe at the end of this process I can make an installation peice or something. I do still have one toilet to remove and that seems to be a good hiding place...
3 comments:
don't forget the 3 bottles of bbq sauce!
HA! You and Jan should totally compare notes on this ... she has a shoebox (literally) filled with things she has dug out of the back yard. In fact, I usually find her in the back yard digging in the dirt for her treasures. Kind of reminds me of Golem (my precious)
I could bury some of the BBQ sauce back there for her to find... I do have 3 bottles. ;)
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